"Say, do you want to make people's heads explode? Sure, we all do!"Dr. Forrester (Trace Beaulieu), Mystery Science Theatre 3000"Sirs, when are you going to realize that when you kill each other you're only hurting yourselves?"Joel (Joel Hodgson), Mystery Science Theatre 3000
I've intentionally avoided writing anything about the Tea
Baggers. I encountered several at President
Obama's Health Care rally in Minneapolis in September (
http://minnesotaindependent.com/44606/fired-up-scenes-from-obamas-health-care-rally%20%20). After sincerely listening to their point of view, I decided that to think about them any further was to risk my brain foaming out of my ears as I sputtered nonsensically.
But... I gotta get this out of my system, and have done with it.
One of my definitions for insanity is to vigorously fight against that which is in your own best interest. The "Tea
Baggers" embody this definition.

A Mad Scientist couldn't come up with a better scheme.
"Decades of undermining the public education system has created a populace that
doesn't know how to question! They have the reasoning capability of Pet Rocks! We'll strategically place on TV and radio greedy pseudo journalists who only answer to their corporate masters, and have them spew paranoia! The poor, white underclass will become incensed about the uppity you-know-what-N-word who's moved into the Big House, and will take to the streets en
masse! The mainstream media and
their emasculated pseudo journalists who only answer to
their corporate masters will eagerly report
every thing the racist xenophobes say and do, with the exception of the truly egregious madness, thus granting the Tea
Baggers more gravitas than they deserve as the fringe
nutjobs they really are, and causing even
more Americans to take them seriously! With the country thus distracted, I'll take over
easily!
Bwah ha HAH!"
Alas, no. It would be so much simpler if that were the case.
With Tea
Baggers being the homophobes that they are, it's not shocking that they had no idea that the terms "tea
bagger" and "tea bagging" already had definitions which, had
Tea Baggers known them, would have made them rip off their t-shirts and set them ablaze. For those of you who may yet be unknowing:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagger
Thus, dressing a toddler in this shirt qualifies as child abuse. Or a really tasteless joke. "Well,
y'know, Timmy's at that age where he puts
everything in his mouth..."
It's a pity Tea
Baggers don't mean the "urban" definition. That definition refers to an act that involves consenting adults giving and sharing pleasure. The Tea
Baggers I spoke with outside the Health Care rally don't want to share. They were of one mind: I don't want my tax money going to give others anything. Marc from
Maplewood told me he worked hard, had four kids, and it was difficult enough for him to get by. He didn't want any taxes going to a program that provided health care for others; he couldn't afford it. He himself had no health insurance, but his wife did.

I pointed out that universal health care would cover not only his wife, but himself and his four daughters. He wouldn't be giving tax dollars and not benefiting from them. We'd
all be in it,
together.Marc was having none of it. To hell with everybody else, he was looking out for himself.
One gets the sense that most Tea
Baggers are working poor, some perhaps desperately poor. Yet they identify with the rich. It's as Dickinson says in the song "Cool, Cool, Conservative Men" in the musical
1776, "But don't forget, that most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich, than face the reality of being poor."
It's the Tea
Baggers' willful ignorance that makes my head throb. By "ignorance" I don't mean "uneducated." By that definition,
I'm ignorant. My original
Marketplace Commentary Editor, Elizabeth Tucker, and I laughed when a listener's email accused me of having a "higher education status," when I didn't attend college, except to take a class in
WordPerfect 5.0 . What knowledge I have, I gained by reading, reading and reading, anything and everything I could get my hands on, even things with which I disagreed, and questioning, questioning, and questioning everything I read. Because I'm literate and articulate, I'm assumed to be an elitist snob.
Tea
Baggers loved George W. Bush because they didn't feel talked down to. Bush attended Yale, and still couldn't form a coherent sentence. That proved to Tea
Baggers that
Dubyah was one of them, a regular, down-to-earth guy. He was "plain spoken," which is to say, dumb as a brick.

If you think I'm being unfair towards Tea
Baggers, watch this video.
Watch it to the very end. This isn't Tea
Baggers being manipulated by the
tricksy Liberal Media. This is how they represent
themselves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUPMjC9mq5YPoints in the video I especially enjoy are:
*The signs that read
Unarmed, this Time and
Keep Pushing us-- find out what happens. Nothing like the threat of violence to get yourself and your cause taken seriously.
*Mohawk Man, who opposes Bills, but can't tell what Bills he opposes.
*The woman who wants to abolish Medicare.
*The guy holding the
Joe Wilson for President sign, who, when the interviewer informs him about how Joe Wilson once voted on an issue, says he's not actually supporting Joe Wilson for President. Maybe he's just holding the sign for a friend.
*Woman: "I'd like to see a Christian in the White House."
Interviewer: "You don't feel that Obama is Christian?"
Woman: "No, I don't! He's a Muslim!"
Yes, don't let an insignificant thing like facts interfere with your reality.
*Teenager: "It hasn't even been a year yet, and he's (Obama) already destroyed, like, most of the country." Not that this kid has ever seen most of his own home state. Let's pray to various deities that the kid's infertile.
*The white man wearing the native American chief on his t-shirt, who states that, deciphered, "Barack Obama" means "Anti-Christ."
*Older Caucasian man: "His (
Obama's) mother was white! So he's not African-American, but he's going that way because that's what works for him." Yup, being a Black Man in the U.S. is definitely
the position of privilege. I'm thinking of pushing my Filipino heritage so
I can get elected. My other heritage is
Irish, and, well, we all know about
them.
*The over-all lack of people of color. Claiming you represent America when you're standing in an ocean of white faces speaks for itself.
*The many comparisons of Obama to Hitler. Since the marchers were quite close to the Holocaust Museum, they should have gone there to ask for survivors' support. Oh, except then they'd have to talk to
Jews. And the last time a white man claiming to be a Patriot protecting America barged into that museum, it was so he could murder people. Never mind.
*The group who were against Russian Czars taking over government. "Are they going to be given land, and power over the people?" When the interviewer informed them about what Czars were, that the first one, the Drug Czar, was appointed under Ronald Reagan, and that they have no executive powers, a man said, "You know this how?" If you didn't hear it from Glenn Beck, it ain't true.
Tea
Baggers cling fiercely to their ignorance. They have no curiosity and no imagination. When faced with information which contradicts what they believe is true, they dismiss and ignore that information. They don't understand the word "evidence." They wave the "Don't Tread On Me"
Gadsen flag, and claim kinship with the Founding Fathers, without realizing that they would have bored the Founders to death. George Washington's favorite play was Joseph Addison's
Cato. No Tea
Bagger would or could sit through a performance of it --men in togas, ugh!-- and hate the Arts in general as elitist and
queer. Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Franklin, Hamilton, Madison, and Paine would have seen the Tea
Baggers as the worse sort of willfully illiterate, pathetic hicks.
Tea
Baggers say "Don't Tread On Me," but they won't hesitate to tread on others. There's no "live and let live" in their philosophy. They want America, and the world, to be the way
they think it should be. This puts me in mind of the Amish, a group of Christians utterly unlike the Tea
Baggers. The Amish live their lives and don't go about trying to convert others. They don't knock on doors and harass people at bus stops. It's possible they might believe that non-Amish are going to Hell in a hand basket, but they politely keep it to themselves. They see violence and the threat of violence in order to get one's point across as wrong. They don't try to create discriminatory laws. They simply don't hang out with those with whom they disagree. The Amish even allow their teenagers to give the outside world a test run, to see how it compares. That's being civilized.
The Tea
Bagger mentality not only hates, but wants to destroy everyone and anyone who doesn't believe what they do. They want gays gone, and people of other religions, and people with no religion, either converted or dead and sent to Hell. They have orgasmic fantasies about The Rapture, or just being in Heaven with Jesus, watching on a Big Screen TV as all those intellectuals and others who mocked them suffer for eternity. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" doesn't exist in their
precambrian brain stems.
Unfortunately, at this point the Tea
Baggers have to be taken seriously, if only because the media has launched them into the spotlight. But too many Americans refuse to educate themselves about political matters which directly effect their lives. One of my former co-workers told me, with pride, that she "hates" politics. "Politicians are all blah-blah-blah. I don't listen to the news or read newspapers!" She laughed.
This is the kind of indifference Conservatives are counting on. If people are ignorant, those in power can do to them whatever they please. Such as start wars and prevent national health programs.
A perfect example of what happens when an audience is ignorant or indifferent is the recent report that FOX News may well be "misusing" videos in order to mislead viewers.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts988 , and in the first incident
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20091111/ts_ynews/ynews_ts977 . Reality is what you're told, if you don't care enough to examine and question. Thankfully, someone did.
Ironically, it's my friends and co-workers who are immigrants who care about American politics. They came from Somalia, Ethiopia, and Kenya. They have first-hand experience in how politics can effect every day lives, with devastating consequences.
Thinking about the Tea
Baggers makes my brain ache. I've got so many other things to think about: how am I going to stretch my paycheck; trying to start my own business; writing two books; winterizing the apartment; fixing the zipper on my coat before the cold weather really hits; what to rent from
Netflix; what am I going to do if that molar gets infected and I can't afford antibiotics. I'd really rather not worry about people who don't have the intellectual level of a hair clog.
Then I see photos like the one below. And it's back to blogging....................
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Need some entertainment with brains, booby? Try some Mystery Science Theatre 3000, from Netflix, your local DVD store, and Satellite News, the official website http://www.mst3kinfo.com/
And Cinematic Titanic, the Masters of Movie Riffing, their DVDs and their live performances http://www.cinematictitanic.com/ You're all but guaranteed to not run into any Tea Baggers there.
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